punch someone in the face every time there’s an Avengers post featuring everyone but Natasha
#two punches if there’s someone complaining about why loki isn’t featured
Three punches if you’re Disney and you have merch - for instance, a gorgeous mug - featuring all the Avengers — minus Natasha.
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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
(via red-sky)
The writers from the first season must have all been assassinated. Watch the movie Freak Dance. It’s available on iTunes.
thank you kind sir!! i shall definitely give it a try :D
also you have been around since the beginnings of this blog so i commend you
(via astropolice)
You could be happy, I hope you are.
You made me happier than I’d been by far.
(via crownlands)
okay
i dont know if this has been mentioned before but i’m on the wiki page for captain america and one of the footnotes says
“Speaking together, with some crosstalk, Joe Johnston, Shelly Johnson, and Jeffrey Ford said on the audio commentary that the experiments performed by Zola enabled Barnes to survive the fall shown in the film.[134]”
so
basically
i’m dead
guys he comes back as winter soldier
i thought this was common knowledge
its horrible though hes basically not the same person ever again
i have KNOWLEDGE ON THIS FACT
(via vengerturtle)
What the Fuck ever brownies
1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.Mix it in a bowl.
Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way to thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.
Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.
Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.
Eat brownies.
this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life
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(via tonystaarks)
Because another picture of this has been making the rounds on tumblr, I thought you guys might like a hi-res, full-sheet version.
Kat and I spent forever in the exhibit. She took most of these pictures, so thanks!
I promise I’ll upload more soon, including my premiere pics once I go back to get a full body shot of the Cap suit and I’m less busy with schoolwork.
a high res version guys! kudos to the OP and her friend for this!
29 May 1970, now we have an official birthdate so to speak
oh jesus he speaks italian
jesus take the whole automobile industry
GREATEST FILM EVER. I CANNOT GET OVER IT, FFFFFFFFFFFFFT. SO MANY SHIPS, I CAN’T. TONY AND STEVE FOREVER.
