and like a magnet, you pull me in.
Music and art. Movies and Television. Rants. Pretty boys.
I like all types of music, but for example: bands like Panic! at the Disco, One Direction, The Beatles, My Chemical Romance, Muse, and Green Day along with MANY others. I like Art in general, but if you want more of that go check out my other blog, Foreverhaveinever. I like Suits, House, Supernatural, Merlin, Doctor Who, White Collar, Lie To Me, and Dexter, amongst other shows. I love movies. I like dorky shit and video games. I like hot guys. I like hot guys doing bromantic/gay things. I like a lot of things.
Currently obsessed with One Direction, Captain America/Iron Man/The Avengers, art, Suits, and gay dudes, as usual.
For PERSONAL POSTS and MY STORIES, please go to my other blog linked above. These posts are tagged and have links to them at the top. For MY ART please go to the art blog I have linked below.
MY ART BLOG
MY ART WEBSITE
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did you try scraping the burnt parts off
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if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
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they really bleep out “hell” on the radio
I AM DOING MY BEST.
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blogs that have the next/previous arrows and numbers near the top so you scroll to the bottom then you have to scroll back up again just to go to the next page
blogs that don’t even have next/previous arrows so you have to type in the url every time you want to go to the next page
blogs that
blogs
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What the Fuck ever brownies
1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.Mix it in a bowl.
Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way to thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.
Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.
Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.
Eat brownies.
this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life
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The Birth of
VenusBlack WidowCreated by Julian Totino Tedesco
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Top percentage right here
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
perfect tags are perfect
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hi look what we did to our dorm elevator
OH MY FUCKING GOD SCREAMING
HOLY SHIT SKJFL;SDKFJ AAAUGH
KOHCRDFJGIF FUUUUUUUUUCK.
GOD BLESS
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And then there’s this.
no, no… why is this book happening…
GUYS THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT IS NOT A DICK
I THINK IT MAY BE SATAN
CALL GHOST BUSTERS
OR A GYNECOLOGIST
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST BUSTERS CAN’T LOOK INTO MY VAGINA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GYNECOLOGIST CAN’T PERFORM AN EXORCISM
No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.
My favourite part of the synopsis:
She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”
Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINA
THAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVELFrom the author of “Apeshit”.
THIS
SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF BOOK
I want this book so I can read it in public
i know who would be perfect for this job
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