You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games...
quick quick defend Harry’s masculinity!!! this is very important long hair and painted nails and women’s shorts are //very...
Okay but imagine:
- Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
- Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman...
A horror movie trailer:
a frat boy and his girlfriend are vacationing on a beach in the deep south. after some late-night swimming they find that they can’t relocate their motel, and end up in a small farmhouse.
it seems to be abandoned, inside they find an aged photo of a man and a woman who appear to be engaged at the time. cue weird, creaky noises.
fade to black, tagline: [He brought disaster wherever he went….]
suddenly, the shack starts to get really cold, like a midwinter storm, a flash of lightning! a skeletal man smiles at them from the window, there’s the sound of a gun loading
the boy shouts, “where did he come from?”
another flash of lighting, everything goes dark again. the wind howls. the skeletal man is gone.
the girl shrieks, “where did he GO?”
the screen fades to black, and the movie title appears on the screen:
C O T T O N - E Y E J O E